shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway
this one’s for you
Did you know that the word ‘meme’ was originally defined as “a statement, when read aloud signals that the speaker wants to be fucked in the face with a fist”.
Actually, a meme is a self-replicating, infectious thought, a thought that gives one the urge to pass it on. Like a tune that’s so catchy you just have to hum it, which exposes others to it, some of whom will also get the urge to hum it, and so on.
(Yes, I realize you were joking, but I figured it’s an excellent opportunity to educate the masses.)
those who encourage suicide are the people whose best contribution to society would be exiting it
you’re saying that people who tell others to kill themselves
should kill themselves……….?
you are an idiot
That or- be a hermit, an outcast, a pariah, a lone ranger, a middle-level manager…
Somewhere where they aren’t going to do any damage to society.
Lest they do something like cause mass suicides as certain cult leaders have.
I’d argue that filtering out the easily impressionable and weak-willed ones is doing mankind a great service.
how to play a racing game
- HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
- GO FAST
- NEVER USE BRAKES
OP should play Carmageddon.
Even in Carmageddon, the handbrake is your friend.
Man this shit is so wrong on so many motherfucking levels. I was talking to one of my friends and they sent me a link that was only labelled “fenoxo.” I said to this person, “what the shit?” and they just giggled and said “just play it and make sure nobody is around when you do it.” Then I thought it was some weird-ass text rpg and I was like “what the fuck…” THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like yoooooooooo. THEN I FOUGHT THE MOTHERFUCKING TENTACLES AND THEN I SAID “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” I couldn’t fucking believe what I just saw; it was like Satan giving me his personal collection, shit was so disturbing. YET I COULDN’T STOP PLAYING IT, THEN LEVEL TWO AND IT WAS SAND WITCHES… AND THAT MINOTAUR SAW ME AND HE…. YYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… THEN I FOLLOWED URTA THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THEN I SAW LEVEL THREE. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. AND MARAE WAS HER NAME. MARAE WAS HER MOTHERFUCKING NAME. OH GODS, I AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO FENOXO.
So I just wanna tell you all right now. DON’T PLAY A TEXT GAME CALLED COC. IT’S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I’M SAYING TO YOU!
Oh my fuck, I LOL’d hard.
We should extend the abortion period to 24 months out of the womb so we can see how many women would willingly murder an infant just because it inconvenienced them.
An abortion is the termination of a PREGNANCY. You cannot “extend the abortion period” to a two year old child because that’s not an abortion, that’s murder.
Thank you, so much.
If only you could realize the hypocrisy of your response.
Then you would realize why I made this post.
Please enlighten me on “my hypocrisy.”
(And if it’s something on abortion being murder, you can save your energy. Because, by definition, abortion is not murder).
Comparing a 9 week embryo to a 2 year old toddler is the height of ignorance.
From conception to the age of (roughly) 25 you’re constantly growing.
Embryo, fetus, infant, toddler, pre-pubescent, pubescent, adolescent, adult.
Either all of those are human or none of them are. Since murdering an adult is illegal, murdering teenager is illegal, and murdering a toddler is illegal, it only makes sense that murdering an unborn baby should be illegal. Just because something is still in the womb, doesn’t mean it’s not human.
“b-but it can’t live without the mother!”
Well yeah, basically nobody can live without a mother/father figure until they’re 8 years old, and even then it’s still a stretch. You’re still a parasite until you can hunt and gather (or work) well enough to support yourself. Should we kill 5 year-olds because they can’t live without their mother?
“b-but it’s not sentient!”
You’re not really sentient until 3 or 4, once you step out of the infant stage, and you don’t really start remembering things until 6 or 7. Sentience is a pretty shitty standard to go by, especially when everyone develops it at a different point in their life.
Jesus motherfuckin’ Christ. Normally, you write pretty good posts, but you went full retard here. Do you realize what’s the main factor in judging how moral abortion is? The level of pain and anguish caused. Aborting an embryo is accepted because it isn’t developed enough to sense pain in any even remotely human way. It’s just a bunch of cells with no particular human quality yet.
Anonymous asks: "You know what? I'm starting to miss emo kids. Yes they were annoying, stupid and whiny, but at least some of them made bad poetry or whatever, instead of endlessly parroting insipid jokes and catchphrases from each other ad nauseam. And the didn't have this whole cancerous social justice gig, which is a big point in their favor. Yes, I'm saying emo kids > tumblr kids."
And sadly, you are entirely correct. At least they kept to themselves, and putting up with angst is much easier than putting up with a persecution complex.
So, Tumblr, I’m gonna make a ~thing~
Tell me your favorite “misandry” and/or lady-empowering songs?
“I wanna fuck a dog in the ass- Blink 182”
“Kill Women” by Anal Cunt
Hollywood Undead - Bitches
Empowering enough for you, OP?
Anonymous asks: "Also flaying messes with your junk so they won't be able to judge you on gender/sex either."
I’m pretty sure testicles would still be visible.
Anonymous asks: "holy shit, why have i never thought of this? i found the answer to the problem of skin color discrimination: FLAY EVERYONE! NOBODY CANT JUDGE YOU BY THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!"