December 2011
132 posts
I like how on the Internet you can totally ignore...
lukesboyfriend:
convertedinvader:
lukesboyfriend:
Because 99% of the time they think it means they won, when in reality you’re just avoiding being personally victimized by some guy on a righteousness power trip, who’d likely spread your info so you would be harassed and bullied if you even considered replying.
“Personally victimized”? LOL. Because if someone disagrees with you and dares to...
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Why "Social Justice" is bullshit
nosefan312:
convertedinvader:
appropriately-inappropriate:
convertedinvader:
needlessly divisive, pitching people with actually identical goals against each other with make-believe conflict points
promotes excessive acceptance of one’s flaws, discouraging making efforts for improvement, thus reducing people’s capabilities both on an individual and a collective level
promotes selfishness...
lucius-derpius asked: Hey, Merry Christmas. I hope your sanity de-crumbles and you feel better. Despite our obvious differing opinions I think you're a rather sensible chap, and hope you have a lovely new years.
Installing Opera because I need to use three accounts on the same site and I can’t be assed to log out on either Firefox or Chromium. My laziness has reached critical levels.
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Good morning, everyone
otaku-sex-beast:
How are you all? What have you been up to? Fill me in on what’s been going through your lives lately.
I want to start a thing where I just constantly communicate to as many of you as possible. A lot of you have put up with me for months (which is fucking incredible), and I’d like to get to know you better.
Although my blog is not about me as an individual, but the mask that...
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The Death of Enlightenment - an excerpt from Black...
[…]Sorting myself out, I turned on the TV, hoping to find something mildly entertaining. Flicking through, I came across a popular topical chat show. They mentioned the new policy of the Opposition. Thing was, there was no-one really objecting to the measure being proposed. Nope, it was the best for all to sacrifice human rights in order to deal with a minor problem. Screw the millions...
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Black Iron Prison - a book everyone should read →
Hey, kid. Welcome to Prison.
You think you just woke up here one day, right? Think again. It was your whole life that brought you to this. Fact is, you were born to be here. Go ahead, look around. I’ll be here when you get back.
Looks smaller than it is, don’t it? Sometimes, it doesn’t even feel all that bad. But stillÉ You look through those bars, and you see all that you’re missing....
ਗੇਂਦਾ: Free etymology lesson! →
therodt:
Free etymology lesson!
convertedinvader:
Word: Woman Feminist misconception: It implies that men are the default and women are an alternative! Feminist alternative: Womyn Why it’s bullshit: The word originates from archaic English where “man” referred solely to “human being”, males being “wer-man” and females being “wif-man”. That word eventually morphed into “woman” (wifman ->...
I like how on the Internet you can totally ignore...
lukesboyfriend:
Because 99% of the time they think it means they won, when in reality you’re just avoiding being personally victimized by some guy on a righteousness power trip, who’d likely spread your info so you would be harassed and bullied if you even considered replying.
“Personally victimized”? LOL. Because if someone disagrees with you and dares to voice his disagreement,...
tw: discussion of sexual assault
lukesboyfriend:
convertedinvader:
lukesboyfriend:
convertedinvader:
meravie:
nomind-allthought:
I have no idea how people get statistics for the number of rapes that go unreported
Well you see, feminists make surveys asking questions like, “Have you ever had sex after consuming alcohol?” and file everyone who answered yes into the rape victim category, then they map their info onto...
tw: discusses common triggers
lukesboyfriend:
convertedinvader:
You can keep going on and on about how horrible it is; yes it is, and I doubt anyone fails to realize that. However, that does not change the fact that your own well-being is primarily YOUR responsibility. As such, it’s your choice whether to avoid circumstances under which you may suffer a flashback or face them along with their consequences. And your appeal...
nihilisto asked: Quite an interesting read, I noticed. Oddly enough, this seems accurate.
Anonymous asked: I'd rather just read what you've learned about it so far. Mind giving me a synopsis?
Anonymous asked: What in the actual fuarck.
...thus endeth my spam of Discordian quotes. Hail...
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The Golden Secret
NONSENSE AS SALVATION
The human race will begin solving it’s problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously.
To that end, POEE proposes the countergame of NONSENSE AS SALVATION. Salvation from an ugly and barbarous existence that is the result of taking order so seriously and so seriously fearing contrary orders and disorder, that GAMES are taken as more important than...
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The Curse of Greyface and an Introduction to...
To choose order over disorder, or disorder over order, is to accept a trip composed of both the creative and the destructive. But to choose the creative over the destructive is an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder. To accomplish this, one need only accept creative disorder along with, and equal to, creative order, and also willing to reject destructive order as an...
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Starbuck's Pebbles
br8kspider:
convertedinvader:
Do these 5 pebbles REALLY form a pentagon? Those biased by the Aneristic Illusion would say yes. Those biased by the Eristic Illusion would say no. Criss-cross them and it is a star.
An Illuminated Mind can see all of these, yet he does not insist that any one is really true, or that none at all is true. Stars, and pentagons, and disorder are all his...
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Starbuck's Pebbles
kimjongskrilla:
convertedinvader:
Do these 5 pebbles REALLY form a pentagon? Those biased by the Aneristic Illusion would say yes. Those biased by the Eristic Illusion would say no. Criss-cross them and it is a star.
An Illuminated Mind can see all of these, yet he does not insist that any one is really true, or that none at all is true. Stars, and pentagons, and disorder are all his...
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Eris contemplates for 3125 years
Brother Ram,
Your acute observation that ERIS spelled backwards is SIRE, and your inference to the effect that there is sexual symbolism here, have brought me to some observations of my own.
ERIS spelled fore-part-aft-wards is RISE. And spelled inside out is REIS, which is a unit of money, albeit Portugese-Brazilian and no longer in use. >From this it may be concluded that Eris has usurped...
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Starbuck's Pebbles
Do these 5 pebbles REALLY form a pentagon? Those biased by the Aneristic Illusion would say yes. Those biased by the Eristic Illusion would say no. Criss-cross them and it is a star.
An Illuminated Mind can see all of these, yet he does not insist that any one is really true, or that none at all is true. Stars, and pentagons, and disorder are all his creations and he may do with them as he...
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The Sacred Chao
THE SACRED CHAO is the key to illumination. Devised by the Apostle Hung Mung in ancient China, it was modified and popularized by the Taoists and is sometimes called the YIN-YANG. The Sacred Chao is not the Yin-Yang of the Taoists. It is the HODGE-PODGE of the Erisians. And, instead of a Podge spot on the Hodge side, it has a PENTAGON which symbolizes the ANERISTIC PRINCIPLE, and instead of a...
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Zarathud's enlightenment
Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.
One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.
“Tell me, you dumb beast.” demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, “why don’t you do something...
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A Sermon on Ethics and Love
One day Mal-2 asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an ethereal female Voice said YES?
“O! Eris! Blessed Mother of Man! Queen of Chaos! Daughter of Discord! Concubine of Confusion! O! Exquisite Lady, I beseech You to lift a heavy burden from my heart!”
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“Heaven is down. Hell is up.
This is proven by the fact
that the planets and...”
– Josh the Dill, King Kong Kabal
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On prayer
Mal-2 was once asked by one of his Disciples if he often prayed to Eris. He replied with these words:
No, we Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous. Charles Fort has listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently — and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood.
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The Five Commandments - The Pentabarf
KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.
II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document Numbering System.
III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to...
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A ZEN STORY
alduin:
A serious young man found the conflicts of mid 20th Century America confusing. He went to many people seeking a way of resolving within himself the discords that troubled him, but he remained troubled.
One night in a coffee house, a self-ordained Zen Master said to him, “go to the dilapidated mansion you will find at this address which I have written down for you. Do not speak to those...
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Fnord?
demolition-in-progress:
Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs.
Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the
Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee.
Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming.
Fnord is this really, really tall mountain.
Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten.
Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get...
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A bit late for a warning, but a heads up: I'm...
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goatinahat:
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
conspiracyquery:
sirrofflez:
It’s sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.
also hitler
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The Curse of Greyface - an excerpt from Principia...
In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. “Look at all the order around you,” he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy...
Durex Thinks It’s Cute To Leave Her Wondering... →
otaku-sex-beast:
Next time, try it with a little more “consent is sexy” and a little less rape culture.
Lol no. That isn’t an example of rape culture. How is it rape culture if it’s a situation where both partners are consenting adults and the woman is wondering if the sex being “incredible” was due to him wearing a condom or not? If someone is truly paranoid about becoming pregnant, a woman...
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I hate 9GAG.
theguywhoisnormal:
If you believe you’re a hip internet user who’s up to date with the latest trends on the Internet, you’ve probably heard of 9GAG. If you haven’t, go fuck yourself. Wait; either way, go fuck yourself. The Internet isn’t limited to overused memes and the biggest social networks, and definitely doesn’t revolve around them, you smug bastard.
Anyway.
9GAG, as you probably do...
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accelll:
Remember when everyone on Tumblr cared about SOPA? Yeah assholes, it didn’t just go away, and it still has a chance of passing.
I’m kinda laid-back about it at this point. If it passes, it can still be vetoed or invalidated due to being unconstitutional, and even if it’s put into action, we’ll just rely on some circumventing technology.
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Fuck you 9GAG.
tripthelightfantastik:
I’m a /b/rother.
Hail, /b/rother!
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femmitelli:
What’s wrong with people? Stupid 4Chan has spammed 9GAG with disturbing pictures. Only because 4Chan says that 9GAG has stolen the memes from them? Bitch please, this is the internet. Memes aren’t anyones property. Now get along ok?
If memes aren’t anyone’s property (which is correct), 9GAG deserves a swift and merciless bitchslap for claiming they’re all theirs,...
Posting for lulz. →