the only ways to be respected on tumblr as a white male:

gillionaire:

christiankeyes:

1. dont be straight; crave dicks. non-heteros catch a break.
2. eagerly submit to and propagate the arbitrarily contrived woes of every non-male, non-white, and non-hetero 
3. constantly reinforce the idea that all straight white males are inherently assholes. “make up for it” by sticking to tip number two
4. DO NOT be a libertarian. that’s too stereotypical.
5. dont argue — you are a white male. you are wrong. your argument is derived from privilege and is therefore invalid.
6. don’t ask why we are reverting to blaming sexual orientation, skin color, and sex as faults instead of systematically deconstructing given arguments

How to digivolve into a Dag and Akagoldfish. 

(Source: thelizard60)