ibequeenpixie:

misohead:

rylipop:

motoroladroid:

After 5 hours of strenuous, sweaty, labor, a woman finally gives birth. Her red, crying face smiles weakly as the doctor presents her child to her. “Congratulations, he’s a boy!” says the doctor.

The woman sits up suddenly, her soaked hair falling over her shoulders. “YOU CISSEXIST PIECE OF SHIT!” she screams at the doctor. “WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HE’S A BOY? HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE IDENTIFIES AS? DID HE FUCKING TELL YOU? REALLY?” She throws a punch at the doctor, knocking his glasses off his stunned face. “CHECK YOUR PRIVELEGE, YOU BASTARD!” she yells as she rips the IV out of her arm, hops out of bed, snatches the baby from the nurse, and storms out of the hospital.

Yes.

I would totally do this.

It’s one more reason why I don’t want kids. :P I don’t know how I would even handle all the coercive gendering going on.

I find this more off-putting than funny.

I believe that it is completely acceptable to express you are against your child being labeled and forced into gender roles before they have a chance to decide for themselves but I feel like you should be understanding that not everyone has the knowledge that you have on the subject and not be a complete asshole about it. Being an obnoxious little shit will make people less likely to consider your view, and more likely to be objective to it despite its validity.

>I feel like you should be understanding that not everyone has the knowledge that you have on the subject
>implying you have a better understanding of human biology than an actual M.D.

Goddamn, you have so much unwarranted self-importance, it’s a wonder you haven’t gone supernova yet.

(Source: happydoge)